What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
15.06.2025 11:48

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Do you know what she said mum?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
True - how I loved my mum!
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
What! how could you do that?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What do you mean son?
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Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.